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July 6, 2007

WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

Filed under: Fun — shakya1 @ 3:49 pm

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light
HARVARD Guy: It’s the Thought; b’cos thought is so fast it comes instantly
in your mind.
MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH : Its Loose motion
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa’s reply, asked) “WHY”?
SANTA SINGH : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

bolo tarara…

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